Fugazi Patriots

All those “patriots”, the “my charter of rights is being infringed upon” crowd. The ones who are living the dream yet think they’re somehow oppressed. The ones who couldn’t pass a grade 6 math or science test. The ones who bitch about a 2% tax increase when inflation has gone up 20% since the last one. The kinds of people who would line up for a $20 bill handed to them by a politician, but never for a fucking second stop to think about where that politician is getting all that money from.

Ya, you. Listen the fuck up.

This is a beer ad, from March 2000. If you’re over 35 years old, you absolutely remember it. The thing was as viral as anything could be 26 years ago. Remember absolutely fucking loving this commercial? Saying “fuck ya”? Well.. listen to it again… JOSH

“I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing.
Diversity, not assimilation.”

You sure loved true Canadian values back then, so why is it that you fight against those same values today? You claim you’re fighting for the country, but what you’re really fighting for is to keep your upper hand on society. When you realized that others were possibly getting the same privileges you already enjoy, you felt threatened. Your “way of life” was imposed upon. So much for diversity, not assimilation, eh….. STACEY

When the entire fucking world is deeply worried for our (currently very) shitty neighbours to the south, and Americans are being shunned everywhere they go, why is it that you want to adopt the policies that put them there? Have you ever heard of the lore that if a Canadian visits Europe and has a small Canadian flag on their backpack, they’re typically loved? Do you know why? Any clue?

We were the ones that helped save Europe, and simply said “we are doing what’s best for the world, no thanks required”. We were the ones that made Vimy Ridge (1917) and The Last Hundred Days (1918) possible. We broke through. We were there in Dieppe (1942) as the first to truly test the resistance and took insane losses all so D-Day could actually be a success. And we were at D-Day. We took Juno Beach and pushed inland further than any other offensive. We did this, and we never fucking asked for a thing. We knew we were saving the world. So, why is it that you suddenly don’t give a rats ass about the rest of the world, and cry when literally $80 of the many thousands of dollars you pay a year in taxes is used to help Europe fight off the fucking Russians… Tell me that, GREG, you fucking loser who thinks he’s tough because he’s shot a few guns and wears para-cord on his wrist.

You’ve never even sniffed war, and if you did, you’d shit those pants of yours just like so many of the rest of us would. You’re just way too self involved to take a second to think about what it’s _actually_ like for innocent people being mascaraed. What if that was your best friend who went to the hospital for a broken thumb, but then got killed by a bomb that got dropped on a fucking hospital? Would you be upset then? What if that was your brother, who was minding his own fucking business standing in his kitchen making dinner when a fucking Russian Iskander ballistic missile blew up his apartment complex and murdered him along with a shitload of his neighbours, too? Would you care then? What if it was your wife and teenage daughter who were at home when the IDF kicked in the door and raped them both at gunpoint, then murdered them? Would you care then? Would you be upset… Eh? CAROL?

The biggest problem Canada is facing is a bunch of fugazi “patriots”.

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