I’m [Not] Helping!

This. This is exactly the type of shit that re-enforces the idea that society is a fucking disaster. This person thinks they’re being helpful, and they’re going to get support. Oh woe is me, I had to look at some mail on the ground in a park, right beside a trash can.

Jenni C Yyz couldn’t take 3 seconds to think “Oh hey, who leaves a shitload of mail on the ground”, and didn’t bother to consider “Probably stolen and when the thief didn’t find anything useful to them they threw this shit on the ground and walked away”. They couldn’t even pick up the mail and put it in the trash, let alone pick up the mail and walk it the LITERAL half block to where it was likely stolen from. No. Instead, they pulled out their best friend, the cellphone, took a photo, then opened Facebook, searched for this group, then posted it.

What really tops off this fucking useless bitch is the comments. Sarah Townson uses her brain and even the smallest shred of empathy for others, takes 20 minutes out of her day, collects the mail, and takes it back to where it was stolen from – noting that there were what looked like important documents in there. But Jenni had to continue her holier than thou attitude, then basically shaming Sarah and ensuring that she cleaned up the entire park “oh, but did you get it all”?

Fuck Jenni C Yyz. What a fucking cunt.

Anti-Social Capitalism Club

All these people wearing those “anti-social social club” hoodies, thinking they’re being cool because they’re advertising the fact they’re not well socially adjusted. I think it’s lame, but whatever. You do you.

But, did you know that’s a massive corporate owned brand, just leeching your money from you? It’s owned by Marquee Brands, since 2022 and also controls brands such as Ben Sherman, Body Glove, Dakine, Istoner, Totes, Martha Stewart, and others.

Also, the CEO makes a measly $10+ Million/year, so that’s cool. Keep buying the shirts bro. Neil will have this 3rd yacht soon.

I Was Worried Racism Was Dead

Thank goodness Zuckerberg’s Facebook and Musk’s “X” is bringing it back. I couldn’t think of two other tech bros who love racism more than those fucks. Of course, “relearn.org” is little more than thinly veiled white christian nationalism. The Catholic Church is little more than a racist terrorist organization at this point.

Don’t believe me? Then why isn’t the church denouncing all of these organizations? They couldn’t give fuck as long as people keep giving them money.

$20 Billion Of Shit

Have you bought anything made by Brooks Brothers, Eddie Bauer, Reebok, Champion in the past 6 or 7 years and thought “this isn’t anywhere as good as it used to be”? There’s a reason for that, and it’s completely planned – of course, by yet another venture capital parasite. It’s a $20 billion company that doesn’t design or manufacture anything, they simply rent the logo out to the cheapest bidder. Quality control is right out the window – it’s little more than a logo stapled to a royalty agreement.

The company is called Authentic Brands Group. Their playbook is to wait for a beloved brand to hit financial trouble, buy the intellectual property, the name, logo, and trademarks. Strip out the designers, factory workers, & quality control, then license the brand name to third-party companies who actually make and sell everything. ABG just sits back and collects royalty checks not giving a rats ass about what is or isn’t actually produced.

ABG’s own IPO filing was shockingly transparent about the whole plan : “We generally do not design or manufacture the products associated with our brands and therefore have more limited control over such products’ quality”. They call themselves “brand guardians” but what they really guard is the trademark. Not the stitching, the materials, or the people who made the thing worth buying in the first place.

Here’s what happens after ABG “saves” a brand. Brooks Brothers was founded in 1818 and dressed 40 presidents. ABG bought it out of bankruptcy in 2020 and launched a cheap diffusion line at Macy’s that reviewers called “a little bit shabby.” Eddie Bauer was bought by ABG in 2021 and just filed its third bankruptcy in February 2026 with all 174 stores closing. Forever 21 was bought out of bankruptcy in 2020 and went bankrupt again in 2025 losing over $400 million in three years and closing all 350 U.S. stores.

ABG doesn’t need the stores to survive. When an operating partner goes bankrupt, ABG still owns the brand. They just find another licensee. The workers all lose their jobs. ABG loses nothing.

And ABG isn’t the only company doing this. Here’s who owns what so you can make informed choices:

Authentic Brands Group: AĆ©ropostale, Arrow, Barneys New York, Billabong, Brooks Brothers, Champion, DC Shoes, Dockers, Eddie Bauer, Element, Forever 21, Frederick’s of Hollywood, Frye, Greg Norman, Guess (pending), Hunter Boots, Izod, Jones New York, Juicy Couture, Lucky Brand, Nautica, Nine West, Prince, Quiksilver, Reebok, Rockport, Roxy, RVCA, Sperry, Spyder, Tapout, Ted Baker, Van Heusen, Vince, Volcom

WHP Global: Toys “R” Us, Babies “R” Us, Rag & Bone, Vera Wang, G-Star, Express, Bonobos, Joe’s Jeans, Anne Klein, Joseph Abboud, Isaac Mizrahi, Warners, Lotto, Lands’ End

Marquee Brands: Martha Stewart, Laura Ashley, Sur La Table, Emeril Lagasse, America’s Test Kitchen, BCBGMAXAZRIA, BCBG, Ben Sherman, Bruno Magli, Anti Social Social Club, Totes, Isotoner, Destination Maternity, Motherhood, A Pea in the Pod, Stance, Dakine, Body Glove

Same playbook everywhere. Buy the name. Gut the product. Collect the rent. That’s capitalism, baby.

Due To Changes In The Industry, Your Role Is Eliminated

Oracle. You may know them. Larry Ellison, the CEO and long time Trump supporter and mega-donor, just laid off 30,000 employees last week. They cited changes in the industry causing them to do this.

Today, they hired a new CFO. Want to guess what their compensation is?

$29,700,000. Yes, $29.7 Million dollars.

Her name is Hilary Maxson. Previously she was the CFO at Schneider Electric where her compensation package was $2.5 Million in 2020, growing each year just a little bit from the previous year until she reached 2025 where she was compensated $2.8 Million.

Prior to this, she was a SVP for Schneider Electric, pulling in about $800,000 annually.

Larry Ellison just paid her over 10x what she was previously making.

Let’s get one thing clear. Oracle (who’s insanely invested in AI, and buying up all the components, which is creating a worldwide emergency shortage of chips, hard drives, memory, and processors) is causing basically everything from baby food to your Netflix subscription to go up in price. They shit-canned 30,000 people, so they can give this worthless sack of fucking skin nearly $30,000,000 a year.

Tell me, Larry. What can this bitch bring to the table that values her at $30,000,000 a year, more than 10x what she was making just a couple days ago?

Fuck it. Add Hilary Maxson to the list of people who should be fucking shot out of a cannon directly into the sun. Don’t worry. I’m not just ragging on her because she’s a woman. That cannon is loaded with a completely disproportionate amount of men over women, and Larry Ellison is near the top of that list.

Welcome to capitalism, baby.