Category: Politics

Apparently you aren’t supposed to speak ill of the dead, so I’ll say it now before that creepy oily bastard does the world a favour and dies – he was a child fucker, and a disgusting human being. Remember that time he fucked his cousin? Remember that time he got caught on a worldwide movie trying to fuck a teenage girl? Remember all the times he covered for his pedo friend Donald?

Rudy Giuliani is a child fucker.

This fucking ghoul is suing The Atlantic (One of the very few independent news sources left) for claiming he’s doing a shit job as the head of the FBI, and because he drinks excessively. What do you think?

And, this guy is a lawyer. Possibly one of the fucking dumbest ones, however. I don’t even have a law degree and I know they’re going to absolutely fucking bury him with discovery.

Now, basically every single bill he’s ever had since becoming director of the FBI will be entered into evidence. Had a glass of wine at dinner? It’s noted. A beer with room service? Noted. His credit card will be looked at line by line. Literally everything he’s done on the public dime will be under a magnifying glass, and you can be sure that he’s got a hell of a lot more to hide than all the shit that’s been on worldwide broadcasts of his drunken escapades.

His party at the Olympics? He claimed he was there on duty and it was all in his official captivity. Let’s see how many times he and his shitty little D-list country singer girlfriend have joyridden on government jets all over the world, but what I’m interested in are the trips to Vegas and Miami. Let’s see the receipts from all the night clubs and bars he frequented. And room service receipts. And restaurants. And that’s just the stuff billed to taxpayers. It should blow right up when we start looking at personal spending, too.

I’d pay some real money to be a fly on the wall in that court room for all the depositions. We can start with his no talent auto tune gold digging girlfriend, then move onto all of her shitty fake plastic filled friends that all dined on the public dime. Can’t wait for the Kash-man to get on the stand, if he even agrees to it. Fuck it, let’s bring in all those upstanding boys from the US Olympic Hockey team just to round out the clown show.

I bet this guy puts Bud Light on his cereal.

This shit is going to be so lit.

“‘Sometimes I find Canadians don’t actually realize how good they have it” said IMF’s Western Hemisphere Department head.

How fucking true that is.

That’s right. Canada is literally at the top of the G7 when it comes to financial strength at the moment. Carney is currently spending heavily in defence and infrastructure, while at the same time has actually cut taxes. You hear that, you morons? He’s cutting fucking taxes, building shit, and making us less reliable on our batshit insane brother to the south to stick up for us on the world stage, both financially and militarily.

None of the mouth breathers will understand this, but Canada’s debt to GDP is 43%. Most of the rest of the G7 is nearing 100% at the moment. Do you understand how fucking good that is? Yes, it’s not where we WANT to be, but compared to everyone else, we’re at the top. Can you understand this isn’t a Canada problem? This is a global issue. And, we’re doing better than everyone else. Just because it’s not what YOU want, doesn’t mean that it’s not a fucking cake-walk compared to others. Perhaps it’s time you travelled somewhere other than an all-inclusive resort in a country who’s entire existence relies on culture-less white people asking for chicken fingers and complaining because they don’t have Molson Canadian on draft half half way across the world. Who am I kidding, these people wouldn’t fly for more than 4 hours.

Anyways, isn’t it wild what happens when you elect a guy who doesn’t just understand global economics, but actually worked in it for fucking decades? You’re all making up these conspiracy theories about the New World Order, and how the World Bank or whatever controls everything, yet your knowledge of international relations peaked in grade 2.

What’s the word from Pierre Milhouse these days? Complaining about gas prices? Maybe he’s forgetting that we’re selling gas on sale right now. He’s crying “Carney is badly educated in economics”. This is satire, right? You literally have the guy who saved the UK from financial collapse, who has served on governments of both Liberal and Conservative leadership in serious financial roles? The guy who graduated both Harvard and Oxford for finance. And then there’s this dweeb who got lasik and hired a personal trainer, but has nothing to show for himself that he’s literally ever done in his life besides qualifying for a full government pension since he was 31 years old? This is your guy? This is your god? This is your entire personality? That’s sad. You’re sad. Really. You are.

Perhaps that’s why so many Conservative MPs are crossing the floor to the Liberals. And, wouldn’t you know it, if you look back in history, there’s a long list of conservatives crossing the floor to be Liberals.

• 1867-1872 : 9 Conservative MPs cross to join Sir John A. Mcdonald’s Liberals.
• 1993-2003 – 8 Conservative MPs crossed to the Cretien Liberals.
• 2025-2026 – 5 Conservative MPs have crossed to the Carney Liberals

But, what about Liberals crossing to be Conservatives? Glad you asked. From 1917-1921 a total of 16 Liberals crossed to run as Unionists (basically Conservatives) during the conscription crisis. This was the sole reason, effectively. Sir Wilfred Laurier (Liberal leader at the time) opposed conscription, however the majority of the country felt as though this would be needed to help win the war. They also believed we owed a moral obligation to provide troops.

We had already suffered major losses in Vimy Ridge and Passchendaele and after a visit to Europe, PM Robert Borden insisted that the Canadian armies would be wiped out and collapse unless help was sent. The country stepped up, and Liberal MPs crossed to allow this to happen.

Perhaps this time it’s the Conservatives crossing to ensure the country stays afloat during one of the most desperate times of our modern era.

When you’re a Christian Conservative, and you demand that the pope steps down because he’s too Liberal, because your orange god told you so, right before posting a picture of himself as god.

Definitely none of that “thou shall not take thy lord’s name in vain” or “thou shalt not have any gods before me”, or any of that shit. Not that I believe in this bullshit, but damn – when you’re so confused yourself you just do whatever the orange man says.

Definitely not a cult.