Pictured here is the Toronto Maple Leafs season. Just a smouldering mess.

Pictured here is the Toronto Maple Leafs season. Just a smouldering mess.

There’s so much to say, but that’s for another day. It’s just not going to be the same without you, and I sincerely hope you one day write a book that I’ll read with great interest.
The leafiest thing to do is not only fuck the dog so bad you miss the playoffs, but then somehow not screw the last leg of your season bad enough that you manage to win yourself out of getting a top 5 pick in the first round.
This team is so pathetic.
Might be time to pack it up after 40-some-odd years and start cheering for the Oilers, or maybe even the Jets.