Tag: Trump

Apparently you aren’t supposed to speak ill of the dead, so I’ll say it now before that creepy oily bastard does the world a favour and dies – he was a child fucker, and a disgusting human being. Remember that time he fucked his cousin? Remember that time he got caught on a worldwide movie trying to fuck a teenage girl? Remember all the times he covered for his pedo friend Donald?

Rudy Giuliani is a child fucker.

Remember how 9/11 happened and everyone was “never forget”? Well, really, how much do you remember? Do you even care anymore? The reality is, no, you don’t. There’s barely even a thought outside of “oh shit, it’s Sept 11th? Shit, that means winter is coming soon, better get out the hoodies and long pants”.

In the same way that Remembrance Day is basically not even a thing anymore. In America alone there were nearly 17 million people who served, and there’s about 40,000 still alive. That number is expected to be under 1000 in a few years. But, I’m in Canada, so let’s talk about that. There were about 1.1 million who served in World War II, which was about 10% of the Canadian population at the time. Of that, about 45,000 of them died while serving. There’s about 3600 of them left, give or take 3000 men, and 600 women, which is less than 0.3%. The average age of these veterans is 100 years old. They are dying at a rate of a few hundred a month, leaving us with no remaining WWII vets real damn soon. What is rememberence day outside of “oh, there’s sometimes a moment of silence”. In school, we used to go to the gym for an assembly and we’d listen to Flander’s Field, and there’d be a trumpet. That doesn’t happen anymore – we’re too focused on “Gotta learn as much as we can! No time for assemblies!”. We’ve basically forgotten about World War II which was 80 years ago. And, we’ve largely forgotten about 9/11 which was only 25 years ago.

Remember when the Panama Papers were published and we learned all these Millionaires and Billionaires were dodging trillions in taxes by moving their money overseas? Remember when a ton of them were convicted and jailed over these fucking ridiculous financial crimes? Me either – that’s because it never happened.

Remember when the 2008 housing market crash happened because of a fuckload of super corrupt bankers and stock market pricks? Then, remember when a bunch of them went to jail for their crimes? Ya, me either because that also didn’t happen – instead, we blamed it all on Teachers, Nurses, and Immigrants.

Remember when the Epstein files dropped a while back and everyone was up in arms? Remember when a bunch of people went to jail for it? Ya – me either, because none of that is happening either. Rapist pedophile Prince Andrew is basically a free man, but has been “shunned” from the Royal Family – but let’s be honest, that’s just for optics. They fucking murdered Princess Diana, so why not just sweep some child raping under the couch too.

Trump? Naw, he’s going to die a free man, and a billionaire – all from ill gotten gains and a fucking boatload of financial crimes that is the makings of a Bernie Madoff wet dream. Gizz shot Maxwell is in a country club, and there’s hundreds, possibly thousands of women who have been sexually abused by these fucking monsters all having to live their lives with no justice. What about all the money Epstein had? Where’s all that? No restitution paid to the survivors. What about the teenage girls who were murdered by these fucks? Nothing. What about the teenage girls who were forced into abortions, or had their newborn babies murdered? Yup. Nothing. What about the report that Trump was on a boat when their drown a newborn baby from one of the teenage girls who was repeatedly raped? Yup, nothing again.

We’re going to forget the Epstein files just like we forgot the housing crash, just like we forgot the Panama Papers, just like we forget Iran Contra, just like we forgot Iraq, just like we forgot 9/11, just like we forgot MK Ultra, just like we forgot residential schools, just like we forgot how the Catholic Church is basically a pedophile ring, just like we forgot Vietnam, just like we forgot the insane injustices forced upon the natives in both Canada and the USA, just like we forgot how many of our grandparents and great grandparents fought the Nazis to protect the world from fascism, and are now cheering it on like it’s some sort of new TikTok trend.

We’re going to forget, because we’re fucking idiots.

Let’s defund education some more. That’ll fix this.

This fucking ghoul is suing The Atlantic (One of the very few independent news sources left) for claiming he’s doing a shit job as the head of the FBI, and because he drinks excessively. What do you think?

And, this guy is a lawyer. Possibly one of the fucking dumbest ones, however. I don’t even have a law degree and I know they’re going to absolutely fucking bury him with discovery.

Now, basically every single bill he’s ever had since becoming director of the FBI will be entered into evidence. Had a glass of wine at dinner? It’s noted. A beer with room service? Noted. His credit card will be looked at line by line. Literally everything he’s done on the public dime will be under a magnifying glass, and you can be sure that he’s got a hell of a lot more to hide than all the shit that’s been on worldwide broadcasts of his drunken escapades.

His party at the Olympics? He claimed he was there on duty and it was all in his official captivity. Let’s see how many times he and his shitty little D-list country singer girlfriend have joyridden on government jets all over the world, but what I’m interested in are the trips to Vegas and Miami. Let’s see the receipts from all the night clubs and bars he frequented. And room service receipts. And restaurants. And that’s just the stuff billed to taxpayers. It should blow right up when we start looking at personal spending, too.

I’d pay some real money to be a fly on the wall in that court room for all the depositions. We can start with his no talent auto tune gold digging girlfriend, then move onto all of her shitty fake plastic filled friends that all dined on the public dime. Can’t wait for the Kash-man to get on the stand, if he even agrees to it. Fuck it, let’s bring in all those upstanding boys from the US Olympic Hockey team just to round out the clown show.

I bet this guy puts Bud Light on his cereal.

This shit is going to be so lit.

When you’re a Christian Conservative, and you demand that the pope steps down because he’s too Liberal, because your orange god told you so, right before posting a picture of himself as god.

Definitely none of that “thou shall not take thy lord’s name in vain” or “thou shalt not have any gods before me”, or any of that shit. Not that I believe in this bullshit, but damn – when you’re so confused yourself you just do whatever the orange man says.

Definitely not a cult.