Tag: Trump

No, seriously. Jake & Logan Paul are at the Pentagon giving a speech for the department of war.

Donald Trump is promising everyone $5000 after the midterms, if they get elected.

Sounds like the same promise about the tariff refund cheques, the same cheques that were never issued, but the tariffs only inflated the cost of goods for the average Americans, and then a couple people made Billions of dollars.

OK OK. That sounds really fucking stupid, how did that happen. Well, grifters gotta grift, so here it is.

The US tariffs essentially work by certain products and goods having a “tariff” on them. Say, for instance eyeglasses. Some blind bastard buys a pair of glasses from Canada for $100, and has them shipped to them in the USA. There’s a 50% tariff on eyeglasses, so now they paid that $100 for the glasses, but US Customs imposes a new $50 tariff charge before that person gets them. That person has to pay an additional $50.00.

The “idea” is that if foreign shit is more expensive, you’ll buy locally. Only, the USA doesn’t produce a lot of things locally, or when they do they cost way more. Or you can’t get what you want. So you are forced to pay tariffs.

Those tariffs in 2025 cost the American consumer between $216 to $287 BILLION dollars. That is up from approximately $80 Billion in an average year. Quite the jump.

So, what happened to all that money you ask? Well, the big corporations that were affected got massive refunds to offset their additional spends (aka, they made money on the tariffs), where-as the everyday consumer had to pay more for their goods. And, that’s still a shit load of money.

Only, there’s a fly in the ointment.

Getting any sort of refund can take months, more likely years. And it can be held up in red tape and god-only-knows-what else, so this creates a secondary market. In steps a company called Cantor-Fitzgerald who bought up the tariff refund receipts for approximately 25% of their value. They’re basically buying up debt at 1/4 of what it was worth. And, all the people who got fucked by the tariffs now get at least SOME money back, so they’re kind of happy, even thought they got ass-raped by Trump. But, Cantor-Fitzgerald gave them a little kiss on the forehead after they got gang raped, so I guess it all evens out.

That’s when the supreme court ruled that the tariffs were unlawful. Woah woah. Insane stroke of luck for Cantor Fitzgerald! They just made a really cool 300% profit on their investment all by one supreme court ruling. The same supreme court that was stacked with Trump loyalists! What a great windfall for Cantor-Fitzgerald!

Wait a second. Who exactly is Cantor-Fitzgerald? We should take a look into that. Well, it’s chairman as Howard Lutnick from 1996 to 2025, when Howard stepped down from chairman so her could be the 41st US Secretary of Commerce (you know, the exact person in control of what is/isn’t tariff’d, and oversees any sort of investigations into that kind of thing). Well, that’s a good thing, because we wouldn’t want the U.S. Secretary of Commerce having any sort of conflict of interest with tariffs, would we? Except, he then appointed his two sons, Brandon & Kyle Lutnick as the co-chairs of Cantor-Fitzgerald.

Woah woah woah. I know that name Howard Lutnick. Where have I heard that before? Perhaps it was because he was named hundreds of times in the Epstein files, and got caught lying about going to pedo island, and taking his kids with him to the rapist resort. The same Howard Lutnick who bought the house next door to Jeffery Epstein in the upper east side. The same Howard Lutnick who co-sponsored Project 2025? The same Howard Lutnick who lost 658 of his Cantor-Fitzgerald employees to the 9/11 attacks, and then immediately froze all paycheques and health benefits for the missing and desceased employees? The same Howard Lutnick who stole the entire Cantor-Fitzgerald firm thought a bunch of bullshit lawsuits against Bernard Cantor’s wife Iris? The same Howard Lutnick who has consistently violated the Hatch Act advocating for specific political candidates, and also promoting specific private assets on TV while in public office? The same Howard Lutnick who is entangled in a ton of crypto-scams? The same Howard Lutnick who keeps promoting AI datacenters that have direct ties to his children? The same Howard Lutnick who got $135 Million bucks from American Airlines for property damage from the 9/11 attacks, which were supposed to go his employees, but instead he kept it all himself? Ya, that Howard Lutnick.

So, effectively Trump put in a bunch of tariffs, this extracted a fuckload of wealth from everyday Americans, and that money went right into the hands of Howard Lutnick’s two kids, who definitely, in no way shape or form have any ties what-so-ever to Jeffery Epstein, and Donald Trump.

Charlie Kirk jokes, just like Charlie Kirk, will never get old.

Oh, and the overwhelming evidence that he wasn’t shot, but instead it was an IED.

What’s Erica Kirk got to say these days? She hasn’t been paraded around for a while. Is she still fucking JD Vance?

Oh noes, it’s the consequences of my own actions.

This 75 year old Lifelong Republican and 3 time Trump voter just got his 45 year old Venezuelan fiancée detained by ICE. Everything checks out. Old white guy with a ton of money, buys a middle aged woman from another country who could be his daughter, thinks the rules don’t apply to him, then gets upset when the rules do actually apply to him.

“They’re tearing families apart” he says. Except, he really didn’t give a single shit about the tens of thousands of other families who got torn apart, only when they arrested his 45 year old sex toy.

Honestly, the best thing this guy could do is just drop dead. He’d be more useful as fertilizer.

Saudis : “Hey Trump, we know we can’t bribe you directly, so we’re going to bribe your son in law instead”

Trump : “Cool. Let’s do that”

**A Month passes and Kushnir’s scandals aren’t even remembered anymore**

Trump : “Hey guys, here’s this new crypto currency that is totally not a money laundering operation, you can totally buy this worthless shit and I get the money when you do”

Saudis : “Cool, here’s a shitload of money. Uh, got any other ideas?”

Trump : “Durrrrr I look directly at the sun”

Saudis : “That’s cool. Tell you what, do you like this plane. It could be yours”

Trump : “I’m going to call it Air Force Trump”

Also Trump : *Shits pants*

Saudis : “Don’t you think that’s a little on the nose”

Trump : “Want to come to the White House for McDonalds”

Saudis : “Uhh…. We’re a bit busy that day. So, listen, we were thinking of starting a nuclear weapons program and enriching uranium. That’s not going to be a problem, right”

Trump : “Saudi Arabia, one of our closest allies, truly great people. The best people, and I know people. They’re going to be doing nuclear weapons now. The best nuclear weapons. Not as good as ours, but really, and I know nuclear weapons. I know all the best nuclear weapons. Did you know. I can’t say it but I will. I could press the button any time I want and wipe countries off the face of the earth. I don’t. But I could. And you know. We were going to use it on the hurricanes. Those hurricanes. I call them the Democrat Hurricanes because they were caused by the democrats. Filthy people. If they were more like the Saudis, there wouldn’t be any hurricanes”

This is cool. Just another piece of corruption. That Taylor Farms (read: factory farms) which had that contaminated lettuce because they spray shit water on their fields, well, their CEO visited Trump at the WhiteHouse, donated to him, and then suddenly the USA is claiming this shit lettuce was a “false positive”.

The shit this fucking man gets away with on any random Monday would be enough to impeach literally any other president in history.

Every single accusation made by them is a confession. Pedophile ring? Republicans. Stealing elections, Republicans. Corruption at the highest level, Republicans.

They don’t need to be voted out, they all need to be fucking hung for high treason. And, they’re setting the stage for every other country in the world. Canada barely made it out alive, last time. Who fucking knows these days.

Donald Trump’s “Truth Social” (Ya, I know, fucking hilarious), just released their latest “service”. It’s called “Truth API”. So, what does it do? Well, for a hefty fee, you can buy “access” to the 10 most influential people on the platform and see their “truths” before anyone else. There’s no exact timeline, but effectively you would be able to get information before the general public.

Seeing as Trump’s “Truths” almost always move global markets, you can then hedge bets before the general public does on which way the market will go based on his bullshit.

There ya go. He’s literally selling insider trading access.

And you know what’s going to be done about it? Absolutely fucking nothing. Once again, hard right politics just break all the rules with impunity while left wing parties just sit there and pen condolence letters for dead hard right pieces of shit that break all the rules. Seriously. It’s absolutely fucking baffling.