Going For A Jog. No Worries About National Security.

So, basically there’s this app called Stava which maps your runs. Some dude on a French aircraft carrier decided to go for a jog on the deck, and it more or less mapped his run. In the middle of the ocean.

But, what’s most concerning here is that a journalist was able to uncover this. Publicly.

Now, this really isn’t a matter of national security as let’s be honest, all major military powers worldwide have adversary ships tracked down to the inch across the world at any given time. But, what about the average person. You know.. that cute girl down the street? Who goes for a run past your house all the time? Who you start to stalk on the Strava app, without her knowing? And now you know whenever she’s out and about and what she’s doing? Yup. Nothing creepy about that.

Protect your privacy people. Block these bullshit apps. Stop relying on these “free” features so you can play some bullshit exercise game where you compare your runs with your friends. It’s not worth it, because somehow, someway, all of these companies get cracked – someone finds a loophole to extract your data. And if it’s not hackers across the Internet, it’s the company themselves doing nefarious shit with your personal data, selling it to god-only-knows-who, but most certainly your insurance company.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Shut this shit down. This is ruining the world.

Metaverse. What A Piece Of Shit

Remember when every tech bro was pushing the Metaverse as the next big thing? Only, it totally fucking sucked, so nobody used it? Because it required a VR headset nobody could afford, and further, nobody wanted to use?

That didn’t stop Facebook (Meta) from selling a shitload of “property” within it’s fake virtual world. People dumped millions into it to stake their claim, but that’s all going away now. Meta will be shutting it down in less than 2 weeks. Any money you’ll spent there will disappear. Remember, you don’t own it, you’re just “leasing” it.

But, that must have cost a lot of money to build, right? You’d be correct. In fact, it cost Meta $80,000,000,000.00 to do so. Yes, that’s right, $80 BILLION dollars to build some bullshit virtual world that they’re going to kill off entirely.

Any guesses what $80 Billion could have done for good in this world?

Fuck it. Zuck needs another doomsday bunker in New Zealand. What a complete piece of shit he is.

Afroman

If you’re not caught up to speed, remember Afroman? The guy who made that track “Because I Got High”? Well, cut to the chase, a bunch of officers raided his house and found absolutely nothing illegal inside. While they were there, they stole a bunch of cash and ate some of his cake off his counter.

How do we know this? Afroman had security cameras all over his house. He then took the footage from the security cameras and made a music video about it all.

But get this. Then the sheriff’s office sued him saying he couldn’t use his own security footage and point out that they were corrupt, and the fact he pointed out they stole money and cake from him has caused them “irreparable harm to their reputation”.

Suddenly “law enforcement” is “feelings enforcement”. It ain’t a crime to hurt your feelings, bitch. Ain’t it amazing how you have absolutely no remorse for violating people’s human rights but the moment someone uses their own personal security camera footage that makes you look like an absolutely fucking idiot (because you are), suddenly you’re this fragile little snowflake who needs to be wrapped in a warm blanket and sung a nappy time song.

Speaking of hurt feelings, do you remember that video of that kid (Daniel Shaver) who was literally executed in a hotel hallway by a cop who had “you’re fucked” inscribed into the side of the assault rifle?

The cop’s name was Philip Brailsford and he ended up getting fired over… you know… fucking executing an unarmed civilian. But, because the police are such upstanding people, he was quickly reinstated so that he could retire with his pension.

But get this! He then sued the department for medical disability due to PTSD. However, the PTSD wasn’t listed for executing a fucking kid while they cried for their mother but for how mean people were to him after the trial.

KKKash

9 months into the MAGA regime and they’re giving ICE “troops” the SS “Totenkopf” death’s head symbol, all while these thugs drag children out of apartments in the middle of the night.

Canada needs to prepare for what comes next because when they show you who they are, you need to believe them. This is Nazi Germany all over again, and people support this. Meanwhile Alberta is doing their best to play the role of Austria.

YouTube just paid Donald Trump $24.5 Million Dollars for suspending his account after he spurred on the January 6th insurrection.

Why in the world would they do this? Well, perhaps it’s because he controls everything and if they didn’t, he would make life on them extremely tough? This is fascism.