1. Trump is not a pedophile.
  2. Trump bragged about walking in on teens in changerooms intentionally, but it doesn’t mean anything
  3. Trump said that stuff about grabbing them by the … but that’s just locker room talk
  4. All those victims who claimed Trump raped them made it up
  5. When Trump talked about fucking his daughter, it was just a joke
  6. Trump knew Epstein, but they weren’t friends
  7. OK, they were friends but Trump ditched him once he found out Epstein was fucking children
  8. So what, just because he went to Epstein island a bunch of times doesn’t mean anything
  9. OK, so what if he fucked a bunch of 15 year old girls, that’s “barely legal”, they weren’t 5 years old.

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