Tag: jokes

Musk : Hey guiez, can I join your pedophile party?
Epstein : Uhhh… I think I left the stove on, I gotta let you go bro.

Ever just wanted to say fuck it all, run off to Vegas and become an Elvis impersonator wedding officiant? I’d do it, but I think the wig would be really uncomfortable.

I’m a cyclist. No wait. I’m a motorist. No wait. I’m a pedestrian. No wait. I’m whatever suits my narrative in this exact second and no matter what I am, I’m most definitely not going to obey any sort of traffic laws. Double so if I’m on an e-Bike!

Maybe this is relevant?
https://efukt.com/search/camtastrophes/

I’m not saying the world is flat, but shit… like 70% of it is water, and none of that is carbonated.