Tag: Politics

One Billion dollars a day to fight this war with Iran. Gas prices soaring. People being sent to die for absolutely no reason.

But hey, trans-athletes are banned, so I guess that’s considered a win for these fucking smooth brained pedophiles.

All those “patriots”, the “my charter of rights is being infringed upon” crowd. The ones who are living the dream yet think they’re somehow oppressed. The ones who couldn’t pass a grade 6 math or science test. The ones who bitch about a 2% tax increase when inflation has gone up 20% since the last one. The kinds of people who would line up for a $20 bill handed to them by a politician, but never for a fucking second stop to think about where that politician is getting all that money from.

Ya, you. Listen the fuck up.

This is a beer ad, from March 2000. If you’re over 35 years old, you absolutely remember it. The thing was as viral as anything could be 26 years ago. Remember absolutely fucking loving this commercial? Saying “fuck ya”? Well.. listen to it again… JOSH

“I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing.
Diversity, not assimilation.”

You sure loved true Canadian values back then, so why is it that you fight against those same values today? You claim you’re fighting for the country, but what you’re really fighting for is to keep your upper hand on society. When you realized that others were possibly getting the same privileges you already enjoy, you felt threatened. Your “way of life” was imposed upon. So much for diversity, not assimilation, eh….. STACEY

When the entire fucking world is deeply worried for our (currently very) shitty neighbours to the south, and Americans are being shunned everywhere they go, why is it that you want to adopt the policies that put them there? Have you ever heard of the lore that if a Canadian visits Europe and has a small Canadian flag on their backpack, they’re typically loved? Do you know why? Any clue?

We were the ones that helped save Europe, and simply said “we are doing what’s best for the world, no thanks required”. We were the ones that made Vimy Ridge (1917) and The Last Hundred Days (1918) possible. We broke through. We were there in Dieppe (1942) as the first to truly test the resistance and took insane losses all so D-Day could actually be a success. And we were at D-Day. We took Juno Beach and pushed inland further than any other offensive. We did this, and we never fucking asked for a thing. We knew we were saving the world. So, why is it that you suddenly don’t give a rats ass about the rest of the world, and cry when literally $80 of the many thousands of dollars you pay a year in taxes is used to help Europe fight off the fucking Russians… Tell me that, GREG, you fucking loser who thinks he’s tough because he’s shot a few guns and wears para-cord on his wrist.

You’ve never even sniffed war, and if you did, you’d shit those pants of yours just like so many of the rest of us would. You’re just way too self involved to take a second to think about what it’s _actually_ like for innocent people being mascaraed. What if that was your best friend who went to the hospital for a broken thumb, but then got killed by a bomb that got dropped on a fucking hospital? Would you be upset then? What if that was your brother, who was minding his own fucking business standing in his kitchen making dinner when a fucking Russian Iskander ballistic missile blew up his apartment complex and murdered him along with a shitload of his neighbours, too? Would you care then? What if it was your wife and teenage daughter who were at home when the IDF kicked in the door and raped them both at gunpoint, then murdered them? Would you care then? Would you be upset… Eh? CAROL?

The biggest problem Canada is facing is a bunch of fugazi “patriots”.

https://www.dougfordclownshow.ca

That fat fuck just needs to die.

I’ve been thinking. Statistically speaking, it’s conservative men who are the most likely to commit sexual assault on women, and are the most likely to molest children. Double that for Christian men.

Maybe it’s time that we get separate washrooms just for conservative men, because I’m not sure I would feel comfortable with these sexual predators in the same washroom as young boys.

So, he died. And the Internet from 15 years ago is devastated. All those Chuck Norris jokes are coming back.

But, that’s about all we knew about him. Because we didn’t care to even look further. Chuck was just another MAGA idiot, brainwashed with brain rot like the rest of them. He was convinced that the FBI and Obama were going to come to his Texas ranch and take it all, including all his guns.

He was an outspoken Christian -which in and of itself doesn’t make him a bad person – but he sure did love pushing that on others. And, made him considerably more susceptible to the MAGA cult bullshit because all they do is prey on Christian hate.

He, to the day of his death, love Regan. What a piece of shit. Both of them. Norris and Regan. Arguably the start of the decline of the middle class right there. He also wanted to bang Sarah Palin (but then again, half the world did, too – so I’ll let this one pass). He was outspoken for his hatred of the LGQBT+ community. He was a “birther” conspiracy theorist (believed Obama’s birth certificate was fake). He wrote an extensive piece on “Sharia law infiltrating the USA”.

He wrote personalized letters to the Boy Scouts of America urging them to reverse their decision to let gay men into the organization. Which, seems odd to me, seeing as so much of the Boy Scouts of America is rooted in molesting young boys, then sweeping it under the carpet like nothing happened. Definitely doesn’t have anything to do with the disproportionate amount of Republican men having secret Grindr accounts and whenever there’s a RNC Grinder reports a massive uptick in traffic directly from the city in which the conference is held. That, and Republicans & the Catholic church both love sweep child molestation cases under the rug, so this all tracks.

He’s only getting going, folks! He has a man-crush on Netanyahu, and has voiced endless support for that genocidal maniac. Norris has flip flopped his support between Republican candidates like Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Ted Cruz, and Mike Huckabee – at times calling them ridiculous names, then walking that back and showing them support. Chuck obviously has taken a few too many blows to the cranium.

After a considerable string of school shootings, Chuck did what any humanitarian would do, and signed a massive advertising deal with Glock. He went on tour promoting their weapons after they were used to murder a bunch of school children. What a great guy – standing up for struggling businesses!

So ya. Cuck Norris was a complete piece of shit. The jokes were funny, but the funniest thing now is, that he’s fucking dead. Good riddance fuckface.

Donald J Trump, your hero, your god, rapes children.