If you’re not caught up to speed, remember Afroman? The guy who made that track “Because I Got High”? Well, cut to the chase, a bunch of officers raided his house and found absolutely nothing illegal inside. While they were there, they stole a bunch of cash and ate some of his cake off his counter.
How do we know this? Afroman had security cameras all over his house. He then took the footage from the security cameras and made a music video about it all.
But get this. Then the sheriff’s office sued him saying he couldn’t use his own security footage and point out that they were corrupt, and the fact he pointed out they stole money and cake from him has caused them “irreparable harm to their reputation”.
Suddenly “law enforcement” is “feelings enforcement”. It ain’t a crime to hurt your feelings, bitch. Ain’t it amazing how you have absolutely no remorse for violating people’s human rights but the moment someone uses their own personal security camera footage that makes you look like an absolutely fucking idiot (because you are), suddenly you’re this fragile little snowflake who needs to be wrapped in a warm blanket and sung a nappy time song.
Speaking of hurt feelings, do you remember that video of that kid (Daniel Shaver) who was literally executed in a hotel hallway by a cop who had “you’re fucked” inscribed into the side of the assault rifle?
The cop’s name was Philip Brailsford and he ended up getting fired over… you know… fucking executing an unarmed civilian. But, because the police are such upstanding people, he was quickly reinstated so that he could retire with his pension.
But get this! He then sued the department for medical disability due to PTSD. However, the PTSD wasn’t listed for executing a fucking kid while they cried for their motherbut for how mean people were to him after the trial.
Hey, who remembers NFTs. What a fabulous idea that was. What have you got to show for it? A couple GIFs of a monkey? Nice. Your retirement is looking swell.
At what point do you realize this was all one big grift and you all got taken for your cash?
How could the Oscars snub such an American Hero after her groundbreaking performance over the past 6 months? Day after day she’s had to take the stage. When will the tears run out? Despite the best efforts of some, fireworks, sparklers, and countless pledge drives, she just couldn’t even get a nomination.
Endless bullshit around “Carney is killing Canada” and people use gas prices as an excuse. Here’s the USA currently – specifically California. $7.19/Gallon works out to be about $1.90 / Litre, but that’s in USD. If we convert that to CAD, it’s more like $2.60/Litre, where-as our prices (currently as of March 17th 2025) are hovering between $1.60/L and $1.65/L in CAD, which is over 33% cheaper.
But, thanks to Mark Zuckerberg who’s “dedicated to stopping misinformation”. Whatever dude. It’s been 20 years and you’re still upset those women in college wouldn’t fuck you, so now you’re creating one of the most evil corporations to ever exist so you can control others. Dude needs a fucking therapist.
And to everyone on social media believing this stuff, you’re the problem.
