Local Jackass

1. Trump is not a pedophile.
2. Trump bragged about walking in on teens in changerooms intentionally, but it doesn’t mean anything
3. Trump said that stuff about grabbing them by the … but that’s just locker room talk
4. All those victims who claimed Trump raped them made it up
5. When Trump talked about fucking his daughter, it was just a joke
6. Trump knew Epstein, but they weren’t friends
7. OK, they were friends but Trump ditched him once he found out Epstein was fucking children
8. So what, just because he went to Epstein island a bunch of times doesn’t mean anything
9. OK, so what if he fucked a bunch of 15 year old girls, that’s “barely legal”, they weren’t 5 years old.

*** WE ARE HERE ***

Losing Charlie Kirk must have been absolutely devastating for his wife. Now, we know people deal with grief in many different ways. Erika Kirk has decided to deal with her grief by immediately stepping into the CEO role of Turning Point USA, has delivered 2 speeches (one of which was at his memorial, where none of his family was allowed to speak except her), and has completely taken over Charlie’s podcast.

She’s such a brave, strong, and proud woman. I’m especially proud of her for her ability to leave her two small children (1yrs old, 3yrs old) whom just lost their father, so she can dedicate all of her time into stepping into the limelight. A lot of people are saying she’s an incredible woman, possibly even the most incredible woman ever. Many people are saying it.

What a woman. Just a beautiful, amazing woman. You know I love women. Jeffery loves woman. Just like me. And some say he likes them on the younger side. Makes you wanna just grab ’em by the pussy.

9 months into the MAGA regime and they’re giving ICE “troops” the SS “Totenkopf” death’s head symbol, all while these thugs drag children out of apartments in the middle of the night.

Canada needs to prepare for what comes next because when they show you who they are, you need to believe them. This is Nazi Germany all over again, and people support this. Meanwhile Alberta is doing their best to play the role of Austria.

YouTube just paid Donald Trump $24.5 Million Dollars for suspending his account after he spurred on the January 6th insurrection.

Why in the world would they do this? Well, perhaps it’s because he controls everything and if they didn’t, he would make life on them extremely tough? This is fascism.

Speaking of assholes, you gotta hand it to Louis CK. Dude could have had somewhat of a redemption ark if he played his cards right, but instead he’s out there shilling for the Saudi’s too.

Normally I’d just chalk this up to him being a piece of shit, but today he’s out there cutting up Shane Gills (a fellow comedian) for having ads on his podcast (you know, like literally every podcast has), meanwhile Shane turned down the request to be at the blood money comedy festival, and Louis was all “give it all to me, and do you wanna see my dick?”

The Saudis and Jared Kushner (Ivanka Trump’s husband who totally never had backdoor deals with the Saudis when he was assigned the middle east “peace negotiations”), and private equity just bought Electronic Arts (EA Sports). What does this mean?

You’re about to get rat fucked, that’s what.

Electronic Arts owns a TON. From all the sports video games you know (Madden NHL, Fifa, etc), to games you wouldn’t expect such as Plants vs Zombies, Peggle, Sims/Sim City, Battlefield, Star Wars, Bejeweled, and literally hundreds of others.

This means they’ll have backdoors into your mobile devices, gaming consoles, computers, and anything their software is installed onto.

Just in case you aren’t understanding this, Jared Kushner and the Saudis (read: blood money) now have back-doors into your gaming consoles, phones, tablets, and computers. They can monitor what you do, how much you do it, where you do it, and nearly everything else.

This doesn’t even begin to talk about how shitty these things are about to get (as if EA Sports could get much shittier, but still).

This is on the heels of the Saudis throwing that big comedy festival where a bunch of comedians took a shitload of blood money to put aside any remaining morals and ethics to go be puppets for war lords. The respect I had for Bill Burr is gone. Any comments he made previously are null and void. Actions speak louder than words, and he glossed over the fact he took a big bag of money over doing what’s right speaks volumes. Fucking hypocrite.

Nobody seems to care. Your rights and privacy is being stripped away from you, and it’s just another Monday. This is the world you live in now.