Washroom Problems

I’ve been thinking. Statistically speaking, it’s conservative men who are the most likely to commit sexual assault on women, and are the most likely to molest children. Double that for Christian men.

Maybe it’s time that we get separate washrooms just for conservative men, because I’m not sure I would feel comfortable with these sexual predators in the same washroom as young boys.

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Freshmen

When I was young, I knew everything
And she, a punk who rarely ever took advice
Now I’m guilt-stricken, sobbin’, with my head on the floor
Stoppin’ baby’s breath and a shoe full of rice, now

Can’t be held responsible
‘Cause she was touchin’ her face
I won’t be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me, I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and we’d never compromise
For the life of me, I cannot believe
We’d ever die for these sins, we were merely freshmen

My best friend took a week’s vacation to forget her
His girl took a week’s worth of Valium and slept
And now he’s guilt-stricken, sobbin’, with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept, he says

“Can’t be held responsible
‘Cause she was touchin’ her face
I won’t be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place”

For the life of me, I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and we’d never compromise
For the life of me, I cannot believe
We’d ever die for these sins, we were merely freshmen

Hey-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey-yeah
Hey-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

We tried to wash our hands of all of this
We never talk of our lacking relationships
And how we’re guilt-stricken, sobbin’, with our heads on the floor
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip, we’d say

“Can’t be held responsible
‘Cause she was touchin’ her face
And I won’t be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place”

For the life of me, I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise, and we’d never compromise
For the life of me, I cannot believe
We’d ever die for these sins, we were merely freshmen

For the life of me, I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise, and we’d never compromise
For the life of me, I cannot believe
We’d ever die for these sins, we were merely freshmen

We were merely freshmen
We were only freshmen

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Chuck Norris Was An Asshole

So, he died. And the Internet from 15 years ago is devastated. All those Chuck Norris jokes are coming back.

But, that’s about all we knew about him. Because we didn’t care to even look further. Chuck was just another MAGA idiot, brainwashed with brain rot like the rest of them. He was convinced that the FBI and Obama were going to come to his Texas ranch and take it all, including all his guns.

He was an outspoken Christian -which in and of itself doesn’t make him a bad person – but he sure did love pushing that on others. And, made him considerably more susceptible to the MAGA cult bullshit because all they do is prey on Christian hate.

He, to the day of his death, love Regan. What a piece of shit. Both of them. Norris and Regan. Arguably the start of the decline of the middle class right there. He also wanted to bang Sarah Palin (but then again, half the world did, too – so I’ll let this one pass). He was outspoken for his hatred of the LGQBT+ community. He was a “birther” conspiracy theorist (believed Obama’s birth certificate was fake). He wrote an extensive piece on “Sharia law infiltrating the USA”.

He wrote personalized letters to the Boy Scouts of America urging them to reverse their decision to let gay men into the organization. Which, seems odd to me, seeing as so much of the Boy Scouts of America is rooted in molesting young boys, then sweeping it under the carpet like nothing happened. Definitely doesn’t have anything to do with the disproportionate amount of Republican men having secret Grindr accounts and whenever there’s a RNC Grinder reports a massive uptick in traffic directly from the city in which the conference is held. That, and Republicans & the Catholic church both love sweep child molestation cases under the rug, so this all tracks.

He’s only getting going, folks! He has a man-crush on Netanyahu, and has voiced endless support for that genocidal maniac. Norris has flip flopped his support between Republican candidates like Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Ted Cruz, and Mike Huckabee – at times calling them ridiculous names, then walking that back and showing them support. Chuck obviously has taken a few too many blows to the cranium.

After a considerable string of school shootings, Chuck did what any humanitarian would do, and signed a massive advertising deal with Glock. He went on tour promoting their weapons after they were used to murder a bunch of school children. What a great guy – standing up for struggling businesses!

So ya. Cuck Norris was a complete piece of shit. The jokes were funny, but the funniest thing now is, that he’s fucking dead. Good riddance fuckface.

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Going For A Jog. No Worries About National Security.

So, basically there’s this app called Stava which maps your runs. Some dude on a French aircraft carrier decided to go for a jog on the deck, and it more or less mapped his run. In the middle of the ocean.

But, what’s most concerning here is that a journalist was able to uncover this. Publicly.

Now, this really isn’t a matter of national security as let’s be honest, all major military powers worldwide have adversary ships tracked down to the inch across the world at any given time. But, what about the average person. You know.. that cute girl down the street? Who goes for a run past your house all the time? Who you start to stalk on the Strava app, without her knowing? And now you know whenever she’s out and about and what she’s doing? Yup. Nothing creepy about that.

Protect your privacy people. Block these bullshit apps. Stop relying on these “free” features so you can play some bullshit exercise game where you compare your runs with your friends. It’s not worth it, because somehow, someway, all of these companies get cracked – someone finds a loophole to extract your data. And if it’s not hackers across the Internet, it’s the company themselves doing nefarious shit with your personal data, selling it to god-only-knows-who, but most certainly your insurance company.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Shut this shit down. This is ruining the world.

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