Lindsey Graham

Oh boo hoo. Lindsey Graham is dead. Fucking good. Let that piece of shit rot and turn into compost – something that’s actually useful for this world.

As for all those motherfuckers who are suddenly sending condolences? Fuck you too. The man voted (and succeeded) in stripping basic human rights from people of colour, the LGQBT+ community, immigrants, and basically anyone who wasn’t a white christian nationalist. In other words, Lindsey Graham was a fucking Nazi.

Here’s some of Lindsey’s highlights.
“Level the place” – In regards to Palestine.
“I’ll take a DNA test. I mean, I may be Iranian. That would be terrible. It would be a defect.”
“If you’re a young African American, an immigrant, you can go anywhere in this state, you just need to be conservative, not liberal.”
“I care about everybody. I don’t care if you’re Black, white, gay or straight, as long as you stay in your place.”

And, there’s the classic…
“You know how you make America great again? Tell Donald Trump to go to hell… He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot.” Except the whole part where he started sucking Trump’s dick only a year later. Figuratively, not literally. Although, I’m sure he actually wanted to. You see, Graham was secretly gay. Consistently hiring young male prostitutes under the name “Lady G”, then walking into the Senate to vote down basic human rights for the same people he was just fucking. Don’t worry, he hated women, too.

You spineless pieces of shit. Did you see Winston Churchill, Harry S. Truman, William Lyon Mackenzie King, and Charles de Gaulle sending their thoughts and prayers to the Hitler family, all while saying “You know, Adolf and I disagreed on a lot of things. But at the end of the day, even though he was my opponent, he was a good man”. Not even Stalin took the time to pop out his rotary phone and record a TikTok video.

You think even one Republican would send their condolences if a democrat died? They’d be on TV as quick as humanly possible telling the world they were a terrible person. Trump would post more vile shit on twitter about how they “Were a failure, and obviously failed at living too. Very suiting. Thank you for your attention on this matter”

You fucking vile two faced cowards. How dare you fucking defend this dead sack of shit. Hunter Biden, Korey Booker – I’m looking in your direction. What a fucking disgrace.

McLazy

Stop for a second and think. When you see children today, are they typically on a tablet or phone, endlessly scrolling, or watching some bullshit they’re so locked in on that the moment you remove it from their hands they immediately have a full blow meltdown? How many are just being children, enjoying life, playing, learning, moving, and interacting with others? Very few.

McDonalds is the perfect example. This is the “Play Place” I remember as a child. And, when McDonalds wasn’t enough, I would BEG my parents to take me to this one sporting goods store that had an absolutely massive jungle gym 10x the side of what you see here. I’d be in there for hours, making friends, playing tag, developing motor skills, and keeping active.

And, I had access to technology – something a lot of kids my age didn’t have. There wasn’t just a computer in the house (which was rare at the time), but multiple computers. I may have even had one in my room at that time! But, my time on a computer was limited, because I was more interested in digging holes in the garden, or playing road hockey, or being out with my friends. I came home with scraped knees, and the occasional chipped tooth.

My front tooth is still chipped, repaired, and if you look hard enough, can still see the crack. Oh well.

And now? God forbid kids ride their bikes on the road, or are out running through people’s backyards. We placate these little minds with ads, propaganda, and addictive games. McDonalds just perpetuates this problem with stuffing a couple shitty tablets on a wall.

We’re fucked.

Faux-Klux-Klan

Isn’t it wild that all the “Proud Boys” and “Patriot Front” dudes always end up wearing masks and dark glasses?

For being so proud, they sure want to hide away. If you’re standing up for what you sincerely in your heart believe is right, then why are you hiding? Are you not… proud?

Also, it’s kind of ironic that we haven’t seen any of these white supremacist rallies since ICE ramped up their workforce. Yet, oddly ICE has backed off lately, and now suddenly we’re seeing more of these Faux-Klux-Klan rallies.

Same shit goes for social media. Now that Facebook is allowing “anonymous” commenting, the real racist vitriol is flying. For a parasitic corporation that is so fucking adamant that they know who you are, suddenly they’re letting people be anonymous? Why? So they can post vile shit and stir the pot. After all, we know that’s what keeps people engaged, and on their nearly dead platform, so they can push more divisive advertising at you, some dick pills, and other such products which will solve all of your deep rooted personal insecurities they’ve determined through their gross invasion of your privacy.

Facebook is going to turn into 4Chan soon enough.

Fortnite Saves The Forest

Some good news. The guy who built Fortnite, a video game I know absolutely nothing about, but apparently is all the rage among the Gen Z crowd, and obviously is rich as fuck, decided not to be a human piece of shit. Isn’t that incredible?

Instead of becoming some tech-bro-shit-stain, he spent about $200,000,000 to buy up 50,000 acres of wilderness in North Carolina and then hired a fucking army of lawyers to protect the land from ever being logged or developed.

The man’s name is Tim Sweeney.

Speaking Of Taylor Swift.

She’s a trash human.

Yup. She just puts on a front to sell records and put asses in seats to impressionable young girls. Don’t even try and justify her bullshit with “oh, she donates so much”. You know who else donates a ton of money? Jeff Bezos.

She got married yesterday. Who fucking cares. But, the guest list for her wedding is interesting. Apparently Blake Lively wasn’t invited because “her presence wouldn’t let Taylor have peace”. OK, fine, it’s her wedding, she can invite or not invite whomever she wants, right? Then can she explain why Steven J. Demetriou was in attendance?

Let me guess, you don’t know who Steven J. Demetriou is. He owns the company that runs multiple ICE detention centres. Is having a fascist at her wedding bringing her “peace”? Taylor? What do you have to say about that?

Nothing. Of course nothing.

Fucking two faced cunt.