Tag: Society Sucks

Oh wow. What is that? Those Flock cameras that everyone was warning us about aren’t just being used to track rapists and murders? Colour me not shocked in the least.

Nearly every expert ever told us that they would be used beyond the confines of the law to track our every move. Innocent people. And, there’s thousands of examples of this happening. Turns out it’s not the conspiracy that all these ignorant people claimed it was. Turns out those Billionaires lied to us. Again.

So, while we’re on the topic of conspiracies that are totally fucking true, let’s talk about women’s rights, more specifically period tracker apps. When a woman has irregularities in her period it can trigger that she’s pregnant. But, she doesn’t want anyone to know. Except, now big brother knows. And, that data is correlated back to her identity because of course it is – because these apps, even if you don’t use your real email address, or name, or other info, still sends your personal info back to the app developer (And god only knows who else), which can be sold.

Things like your Google Play or Apple ID identify you, even if you sign up with bullshit. Then, they’ve got you. Look, Jane is preggos. Better track her to see if she leaves the state to get an abortion because we outlawed that in her home state. And, just like that they type your licence plate into a system and get all the hits of when it crossed paths with a Flock Camera.

And, wouldn’t you know it, there’s a Flock Camera positioned outside of every Planned Parenthood and doctors office, carpet bombed across every city, and at every highway on and off ramp. You’re tracked. Every single place you go.

Don’t believe me? Read the article below from the ACLU.

Flock’s Aggressive Expansions Go Far Beyond Simple Driver Surveillance

This shit is criminal. It’s a complete and gross invasion into our privacy. Don’t worry, Billionaires are being paid literally billions of dollars of YOUR money to do this to you. How? It’s municipalities which pay to have these cameras installed. That money comes from your taxes. You’re paying, bitch. And, when someone cuts one of these things down (as they should), you’re paying to have it replaced.

Congratulations, you’ve sold your privacy, yet again.

Oh boo hoo. Lindsey Graham is dead. Fucking good. Let that piece of shit rot and turn into compost – something that’s actually useful for this world.

As for all those motherfuckers who are suddenly sending condolences? Fuck you too. The man voted (and succeeded) in stripping basic human rights from people of colour, the LGQBT+ community, immigrants, and basically anyone who wasn’t a white christian nationalist. In other words, Lindsey Graham was a fucking Nazi.

Here’s some of Lindsey’s highlights.
“Level the place” – In regards to Palestine.
“I’ll take a DNA test. I mean, I may be Iranian. That would be terrible. It would be a defect.”
“If you’re a young African American, an immigrant, you can go anywhere in this state, you just need to be conservative, not liberal.”
“I care about everybody. I don’t care if you’re Black, white, gay or straight, as long as you stay in your place.”

And, there’s the classic…
“You know how you make America great again? Tell Donald Trump to go to hell… He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot.” Except the whole part where he started sucking Trump’s dick only a year later. Figuratively, not literally. Although, I’m sure he actually wanted to. You see, Graham was secretly gay. Consistently hiring young male prostitutes under the name “Lady G”, then walking into the Senate to vote down basic human rights for the same people he was just fucking. Don’t worry, he hated women, too.

You spineless pieces of shit. Did you see Winston Churchill, Harry S. Truman, William Lyon Mackenzie King, and Charles de Gaulle sending their thoughts and prayers to the Hitler family, all while saying “You know, Adolf and I disagreed on a lot of things. But at the end of the day, even though he was my opponent, he was a good man”. Not even Stalin took the time to pop out his rotary phone and record a TikTok video.

You think even one Republican would send their condolences if a democrat died? They’d be on TV as quick as humanly possible telling the world they were a terrible person. Trump would post more vile shit on twitter about how they “Were a failure, and obviously failed at living too. Very suiting. Thank you for your attention on this matter”

You fucking vile two faced cowards. How dare you fucking defend this dead sack of shit. Hunter Biden, Korey Booker – I’m looking in your direction. What a fucking disgrace.

Stop for a second and think. When you see children today, are they typically on a tablet or phone, endlessly scrolling, or watching some bullshit they’re so locked in on that the moment you remove it from their hands they immediately have a full blow meltdown? How many are just being children, enjoying life, playing, learning, moving, and interacting with others? Very few.

McDonalds is the perfect example. This is the “Play Place” I remember as a child. And, when McDonalds wasn’t enough, I would BEG my parents to take me to this one sporting goods store that had an absolutely massive jungle gym 10x the side of what you see here. I’d be in there for hours, making friends, playing tag, developing motor skills, and keeping active.

And, I had access to technology – something a lot of kids my age didn’t have. There wasn’t just a computer in the house (which was rare at the time), but multiple computers. I may have even had one in my room at that time! But, my time on a computer was limited, because I was more interested in digging holes in the garden, or playing road hockey, or being out with my friends. I came home with scraped knees, and the occasional chipped tooth.

My front tooth is still chipped, repaired, and if you look hard enough, can still see the crack. Oh well.

And now? God forbid kids ride their bikes on the road, or are out running through people’s backyards. We placate these little minds with ads, propaganda, and addictive games. McDonalds just perpetuates this problem with stuffing a couple shitty tablets on a wall.

We’re fucked.

Isn’t it wild that all the “Proud Boys” and “Patriot Front” dudes always end up wearing masks and dark glasses?

For being so proud, they sure want to hide away. If you’re standing up for what you sincerely in your heart believe is right, then why are you hiding? Are you not… proud?

Also, it’s kind of ironic that we haven’t seen any of these white supremacist rallies since ICE ramped up their workforce. Yet, oddly ICE has backed off lately, and now suddenly we’re seeing more of these Faux-Klux-Klan rallies.

Same shit goes for social media. Now that Facebook is allowing “anonymous” commenting, the real racist vitriol is flying. For a parasitic corporation that is so fucking adamant that they know who you are, suddenly they’re letting people be anonymous? Why? So they can post vile shit and stir the pot. After all, we know that’s what keeps people engaged, and on their nearly dead platform, so they can push more divisive advertising at you, some dick pills, and other such products which will solve all of your deep rooted personal insecurities they’ve determined through their gross invasion of your privacy.

Facebook is going to turn into 4Chan soon enough.

Except when it affects her.

Have a fucking backbone.

This world cup stuff is disgusting. It’s one of the most corrupt organizations in the world and is directly linked to slave labour, crimes against humanity, and absolutely inhumane treatment of the most vulnerable. Hundreds of billions of dollars are being spent on this shit, some of which is being spent to hide the homeless and poverty away from the world.

Remember that time Brazil evicted 170,000 people from their slums just so they bulldoze it all to build some massive stadium, all while brutalizing and murdering a ton of the most vulnerable? Then erected huge walls so people couldn’t see the slums right beside that multi-billion dollar stadium they erected? Or how they have taken endless bribes from countries like Qatar and Saudi Arabia (who are definitely known for their ethical treatment of their citizens)? Or sending the World Cup to Russia, a terrorist state? Nice one! We love this!

Then, on Canada Day, the streets were overrun with Portugal fans crying and fawning over Ronaldo? Why? What the fuck is wrong with these people? You’re crying over a guy who couldn’t give a rats ass about you, and actively employs multiple body guards to explicitly keep you as far away from him as possible. And you’re fawning over this piece of shit? Get a fucking grip on life and stop putting these false idols on pedestals. Ronaldo raped a woman in 2009 then paid her off $532,000 to shut up. How about that time he did a little tax evasion, then because he’s a rich prick, was able to skip his 2 year prison sentence, and just quietly paid his $31,000,000 fine. The guy is worth $2,000,000,000, and you think he’s some god? Don’t ever complain about the cost of housing, or groceries, or life when you idolize and cry over some rapist billionaire. It’s fucking sickening.

Do we want to talk about the time Ronaldo was pissed off so he grabbed a phone out of an autistic boy’s hands and smashed it as he was walking back to his locker room? Great dude! You’re idolizing a guy who gets paid $200m USD a year from the Saudis and acts as a spokesperson for their great country, completely glossing over the endless list of human rights violations. Cool! Let’s not forget about him shilling crypto and getting hit with a $1B lawsuit after he scammed a bunch of people with worthless NFTs.

Back to FIFA. Toronto was supposed to pay $380 MILLION dollars for this shit, but that’s never accurate. Turns out it was more like $1.06 Billion, which works out to be $82 Million/game played here. For what? Traffic from hell? The downtown core locked up for a month straight? All so you can celebrate corruption on the largest scale? Don’t even start to bitch about property taxes and spending money to care for those in poverty while you support this shit. Did I mention that the City of Toronto was forced to close warming centers for the homeless because FIFA demanded these spaces for their “operations” over the winter, but then never used them? Or, how they tried to ban empty water bottles so you were forced to pay $8 for some shitty bottled water that’s imported when we have one of the cleanest and most abundant sources of fresh water on the planet just a couple hundred meters away from the fucking stadium? You can’t even make this nonsense up.

Did you know that there’s been a 13 fold surge in online abuse and racist vitriol during this 2026 World Cup? And there’s absolutely no safeguards in place to stop it? No consequences? Nobody gives a single fuck about that? They’ve identified over 100 cases of racist shit so vile that it passes the threshold for hate crimes at a legal level, but chose not to do anything about it? Go FIFA!

FIFA didn’t pay a dime for any of this. YOU did. FIFA just said “we’re coming and our dick is so big and glorious you’re going to get on your knees and suck it”. And, like the good little consumers we are, we not only sucked them off to completion, but paid handsomely to do so.

So, when you’ve paid your $2000 for a nosebleed ticket to support this shit, don’t even start complaining about the cost of living. Or cry about a damn thing when it comes to your taxes. You’re a fucking hypocrite, and an ignorant one at that.

Oklahoma, the great state, run entirely by republicans, and dead last in education in the USA, just voted on if they wanted to raise the minimum wage to $15/hr.

44.6% Yes, 55.4% No.

Fucking brilliant.

The majority of the “Yes” votes came from Tulsa, and Oklahoma City, the two major cities in the state. Once again, proving that the less educated you can make a population, the more you can tell them what to do, even if it’s against their own best interests.

This is the true face of America. Fucking idiots. But, let’s be real, the same shit is happening here in Canada, too.

I have a problem. I’m kind of addicted to Wendy’s Jr cheeseburgers. I get one almost once a week because I’m a fat kid with no self control. Yesterday I was seriously craving a Coke, and decided to change things up a bit. Instead of the usual 2 x Jr Cheeseburgers, I got a “Combo 1 : Regular cheeseburgers w/fries & a drink”.

So, I pull up to the drive thru and it goes like this…
“Can I get a #1 with a Coke please”
“Medium, or a large?”
“What does it come with”
“Small”
“Well, that’s what I want then”

As I pull up to the window a new conversation happens…
“Hi, so, I ordered a #1 with a coke, then you asked if that would be a medium or large, you never gave me the option for small, nor told me that’s what it comes with. Why?”
“Did you want a medium or large”
“No, I wanted what I ordered, a #1 with a coke”
“Yes, but do you want a medium or large combo”
“I want what it comes with. Exactly what I ordered”
“You can make it a medium or large”
“Why are you being deceptive?”
“I’m not”
“You are. You insinuated that it’s a medium, and I can upside to a large. Either way, I’m paying more”
“If you wanted a large you could have upsized to it”
“I wanted what I ordered, why is this so difficult?”
“Then you want a medium?”
“I just wanted what it came with. I didn’t ask for more. I asked for the combo. I didn’t ask to make it larger”
“That’s why I offered you a medium or large”

Clearly this person has absolutely zero critical thinking skills, or is so brainwashed with her corporate upselling message she can’t understand why I’m even the slightest bit frustrated right now. If anything, she’s probably thinking I clearly don’t understand.

I drive away thinking “This is where we’re at. Where I’m the asshole for asking for what I want, and getting frustrated when I don’t automatically allow myself to get upsold by default”. It’s just extract more and more money however possible, and should I say a damn thing about it, I’m the problem. How the fuck did the consumer become the asshole here?

And then I open the bag.

Paper fucking straw. Great. I can’t wait to suck up little bits of paper pulp with my Coke. But, I’m saving the environment, so I guess I need to make some sacrifices to keep this world beautiful for the next generation. I remove the additional paper on my straw and go to slide it into my cup, which is made of plastic, with a plastic lid.

Wait a second. Wendy’s used to use paper cups. For decades, those yellow paper cups. Now they’re clear plastic cups, with lids that are thicker plastic than they used to be. They’re not bio-degradable. In fact, there’s considerably more plastic in this cup & straw now than there was with a plastic straw and a paper cup. What the fuck is going on here.

Then I thought about something else. Taylor Swift, everyone’s princess and golden girl who can do no wrong in this world. She’s an inspiration to girls everywhere. So inspiring that she takes a private jet almost everywhere she travels. In fact, she takes approximately 170 private flights a year, and those flights average 80 minutes in length. Based on the environmental impact of jet fuel being burned at an average cruising altitude, she’s burning approximately the equivalent of 34,000,000 plastic straws per flight. That seems like a lot. I wonder how long it would take me to use up 34 million plastic straws.

93,150 years. 93 thousand fucking years of using a plastic straw every single day. That’s what she’s burning each time her little entitled ass steps on a private jet.

Yup. I’m the asshole. I’m sorry. I ruined the environment. It’s all my fault, and definitely all other consumers. It’s absolutely not the irresponsible corporations and manufacturing. It’s definitely not entitled celebrities and billionaires spewing whatever toxic sludge they want into the air and waterways.

I’m sorry everyone. I shouldn’t have ordered that cheeseburger combo.

What a piece of shit that guy was. Throw some woman on national TV, with 2 different dudes, then have them fight and battle over who the father is? Only for them to reveal neither of them is the father? All the while, this toddler, or infant’s face is plastered on the television from coast to coast.

Good times.

Imagine you’re 30 years old. Life is just rolling along until one day your buddy sends you this short video he thinks is hilarious. “OMG, WTF. RYDER, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS”. It’s some talk show from 30 years ago. You’re start watching and it’s these two redneck looking dudes just having a swear fest at one another. Two skinny ass white boys who are wearing a button up shirt and tie for the first time in their lives. And, that woman’s name is the same name as your mom. Whatever. Then they show this baby, and it kind of looks like you when you were a kid. And the kid’s name is the same as yours. And you realize you never really knew who your father was.

Then you realize that as a fucking infant you were put on national TV along with your mother, exploited, for shock ratings. And that’s when you find out your mom was banging 3 dudes at the same time and she had no idea which one of those creampies turned out to be you.

And that’s also when you find out your mom’s friend Steve who shows up every now and again for the past 20 years was one of those dudes.

Good times.