Month: September 2026

No, seriously. Jake & Logan Paul are at the Pentagon giving a speech for the department of war.

Donald Trump is promising everyone $5000 after the midterms, if they get elected.

Sounds like the same promise about the tariff refund cheques, the same cheques that were never issued, but the tariffs only inflated the cost of goods for the average Americans, and then a couple people made Billions of dollars.

OK OK. That sounds really fucking stupid, how did that happen. Well, grifters gotta grift, so here it is.

The US tariffs essentially work by certain products and goods having a “tariff” on them. Say, for instance eyeglasses. Some blind bastard buys a pair of glasses from Canada for $100, and has them shipped to them in the USA. There’s a 50% tariff on eyeglasses, so now they paid that $100 for the glasses, but US Customs imposes a new $50 tariff charge before that person gets them. That person has to pay an additional $50.00.

The “idea” is that if foreign shit is more expensive, you’ll buy locally. Only, the USA doesn’t produce a lot of things locally, or when they do they cost way more. Or you can’t get what you want. So you are forced to pay tariffs.

Those tariffs in 2025 cost the American consumer between $216 to $287 BILLION dollars. That is up from approximately $80 Billion in an average year. Quite the jump.

So, what happened to all that money you ask? Well, the big corporations that were affected got massive refunds to offset their additional spends (aka, they made money on the tariffs), where-as the everyday consumer had to pay more for their goods. And, that’s still a shit load of money.

Only, there’s a fly in the ointment.

Getting any sort of refund can take months, more likely years. And it can be held up in red tape and god-only-knows-what else, so this creates a secondary market. In steps a company called Cantor-Fitzgerald who bought up the tariff refund receipts for approximately 25% of their value. They’re basically buying up debt at 1/4 of what it was worth. And, all the people who got fucked by the tariffs now get at least SOME money back, so they’re kind of happy, even thought they got ass-raped by Trump. But, Cantor-Fitzgerald gave them a little kiss on the forehead after they got gang raped, so I guess it all evens out.

That’s when the supreme court ruled that the tariffs were unlawful. Woah woah. Insane stroke of luck for Cantor Fitzgerald! They just made a really cool 300% profit on their investment all by one supreme court ruling. The same supreme court that was stacked with Trump loyalists! What a great windfall for Cantor-Fitzgerald!

Wait a second. Who exactly is Cantor-Fitzgerald? We should take a look into that. Well, it’s chairman as Howard Lutnick from 1996 to 2025, when Howard stepped down from chairman so her could be the 41st US Secretary of Commerce (you know, the exact person in control of what is/isn’t tariff’d, and oversees any sort of investigations into that kind of thing). Well, that’s a good thing, because we wouldn’t want the U.S. Secretary of Commerce having any sort of conflict of interest with tariffs, would we? Except, he then appointed his two sons, Brandon & Kyle Lutnick as the co-chairs of Cantor-Fitzgerald.

Woah woah woah. I know that name Howard Lutnick. Where have I heard that before? Perhaps it was because he was named hundreds of times in the Epstein files, and got caught lying about going to pedo island, and taking his kids with him to the rapist resort. The same Howard Lutnick who bought the house next door to Jeffery Epstein in the upper east side. The same Howard Lutnick who co-sponsored Project 2025? The same Howard Lutnick who lost 658 of his Cantor-Fitzgerald employees to the 9/11 attacks, and then immediately froze all paycheques and health benefits for the missing and desceased employees? The same Howard Lutnick who stole the entire Cantor-Fitzgerald firm thought a bunch of bullshit lawsuits against Bernard Cantor’s wife Iris? The same Howard Lutnick who has consistently violated the Hatch Act advocating for specific political candidates, and also promoting specific private assets on TV while in public office? The same Howard Lutnick who is entangled in a ton of crypto-scams? The same Howard Lutnick who keeps promoting AI datacenters that have direct ties to his children? The same Howard Lutnick who got $135 Million bucks from American Airlines for property damage from the 9/11 attacks, which were supposed to go his employees, but instead he kept it all himself? Ya, that Howard Lutnick.

So, effectively Trump put in a bunch of tariffs, this extracted a fuckload of wealth from everyday Americans, and that money went right into the hands of Howard Lutnick’s two kids, who definitely, in no way shape or form have any ties what-so-ever to Jeffery Epstein, and Donald Trump.

Charlie Kirk jokes, just like Charlie Kirk, will never get old.

Oh, and the overwhelming evidence that he wasn’t shot, but instead it was an IED.

What’s Erica Kirk got to say these days? She hasn’t been paraded around for a while. Is she still fucking JD Vance?

Guys, hear me out. Hundreds of the world’s top climate specialists have told us that global warming has hit the point of no return, and we’re basically fucked, and at this point so I’ve got this really fucking brilliant idea.

Let’s build some massive datacenters, which work exclusively to suck up clean, cold water, and turn it into a ton of fucking heat, then push all that heat out the side of the building right into the atmosphere!

And why are we building these things? It’s SO cool, you gotta check it out! We can turn off our brains and let a massive corporation that loses tens of billions of dollars a year to tell us exactly how to think and what do to with our lives. And then we can make computer generated pictures of Donald Trump riding a bald eagle. And we can do that on our new “MyCloud” computer where we don’t actually own our computers or information anymore, and we pay an ever increasing monthly fee for the privilege of accessing our own data.

We are so fucked.