Saudis : “Hey Trump, we know we can’t bribe you directly, so we’re going to bribe your son in law instead”
Trump : “Cool. Let’s do that”
**A Month passes and Kushnir’s scandals aren’t even remembered anymore**
Trump : “Hey guys, here’s this new crypto currency that is totally not a money laundering operation, you can totally buy this worthless shit and I get the money when you do”
Saudis : “Cool, here’s a shitload of money. Uh, got any other ideas?”
Trump : “Durrrrr I look directly at the sun”
Saudis : “That’s cool. Tell you what, do you like this plane. It could be yours”
Trump : “I’m going to call it Air Force Trump”
Also Trump : *Shits pants*
Saudis : “Don’t you think that’s a little on the nose”
Trump : “Want to come to the White House for McDonalds”
Saudis : “Uhh…. We’re a bit busy that day. So, listen, we were thinking of starting a nuclear weapons program and enriching uranium. That’s not going to be a problem, right”
Trump : “Saudi Arabia, one of our closest allies, truly great people. The best people, and I know people. They’re going to be doing nuclear weapons now. The best nuclear weapons. Not as good as ours, but really, and I know nuclear weapons. I know all the best nuclear weapons. Did you know. I can’t say it but I will. I could press the button any time I want and wipe countries off the face of the earth. I don’t. But I could. And you know. We were going to use it on the hurricanes. Those hurricanes. I call them the Democrat Hurricanes because they were caused by the democrats. Filthy people. If they were more like the Saudis, there wouldn’t be any hurricanes”