What kind of fucked up people have “gender reveal parties”. Seriously. What the hell is this stuff? You’re literally “celebrating” if your unborn child has a penis or vagina. Why are you celebrating unborn genitals? How fucking weird and perverted is this?
What if I threw a party all about my daughter’s vagina. Where we all gathered around, and drank alcohol, had some appetizers, and talked about my infant daughter’s vagina. That’d be weird, right? You’d be concerned about why I’m throwing a party to talk about an infant child’s genitals, right? One might even want to look into if I’m a child sex predator – you know, because I’m TALKING ABOUT AN INFANT’S GENITALS.
Yet, millions of people a year seem to just LOVE these parties.
Personally, my favourite is when they set up some super elaborate thing to blow up and spray blue or pink whatever into the atmosphere. Then, it all goes horribly wrong, and someone ends up dead. Frankly, that’s one less idiot on this earth.
Hey Earl! Let’s make a 50lb home-made bomb, with absolutely no knowledge or training around explosives, then we’ll set it off. Reminds me of the Simpson’s bit – celebrate your nation’s independence by blowing up a small part of it.
I swear, you’ll never catch me at one of these fucking things.
I’ve been thinking. Statistically speaking, it’s conservative men who are the most likely to commit sexual assault on women, and are the most likely to molest children. Double that for Christian men.
Maybe it’s time that we get separate washrooms just for conservative men, because I’m not sure I would feel comfortable with these sexual predators in the same washroom as young boys.
So, basically there’s this app called Stava which maps your runs. Some dude on a French aircraft carrier decided to go for a jog on the deck, and it more or less mapped his run. In the middle of the ocean.
But, what’s most concerning here is that a journalist was able to uncover this. Publicly.
Now, this really isn’t a matter of national security as let’s be honest, all major military powers worldwide have adversary ships tracked down to the inch across the world at any given time. But, what about the average person. You know.. that cute girl down the street? Who goes for a run past your house all the time? Who you start to stalk on the Strava app, without her knowing? And now you know whenever she’s out and about and what she’s doing? Yup. Nothing creepy about that.
Protect your privacy people. Block these bullshit apps. Stop relying on these “free” features so you can play some bullshit exercise game where you compare your runs with your friends. It’s not worth it, because somehow, someway, all of these companies get cracked – someone finds a loophole to extract your data. And if it’s not hackers across the Internet, it’s the company themselves doing nefarious shit with your personal data, selling it to god-only-knows-who, but most certainly your insurance company.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Shut this shit down. This is ruining the world.
If you’re not caught up to speed, remember Afroman? The guy who made that track “Because I Got High”? Well, cut to the chase, a bunch of officers raided his house and found absolutely nothing illegal inside. While they were there, they stole a bunch of cash and ate some of his cake off his counter.
How do we know this? Afroman had security cameras all over his house. He then took the footage from the security cameras and made a music video about it all.
But get this. Then the sheriff’s office sued him saying he couldn’t use his own security footage and point out that they were corrupt, and the fact he pointed out they stole money and cake from him has caused them “irreparable harm to their reputation”.
Suddenly “law enforcement” is “feelings enforcement”. It ain’t a crime to hurt your feelings, bitch. Ain’t it amazing how you have absolutely no remorse for violating people’s human rights but the moment someone uses their own personal security camera footage that makes you look like an absolutely fucking idiot (because you are), suddenly you’re this fragile little snowflake who needs to be wrapped in a warm blanket and sung a nappy time song.
Speaking of hurt feelings, do you remember that video of that kid (Daniel Shaver) who was literally executed in a hotel hallway by a cop who had “you’re fucked” inscribed into the side of the assault rifle?
The cop’s name was Philip Brailsford and he ended up getting fired over… you know… fucking executing an unarmed civilian. But, because the police are such upstanding people, he was quickly reinstated so that he could retire with his pension.
But get this! He then sued the department for medical disability due to PTSD. However, the PTSD wasn’t listed for executing a fucking kid while they cried for their motherbut for how mean people were to him after the trial.
