What a piece of shit that guy was. Throw some woman on national TV, with 2 different dudes, then have them fight and battle over who the father is? Only for them to reveal neither of them is the father? All the while, this toddler, or infant’s face is plastered on the television from coast to coast.
Good times.
Imagine you’re 30 years old. Life is just rolling along until one day your buddy sends you this short video he thinks is hilarious. “OMG, WTF. RYDER, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS”. It’s some talk show from 30 years ago. You’re start watching and it’s these two redneck looking dudes just having a swear fest at one another. Two skinny ass white boys who are wearing a button up shirt and tie for the first time in their lives. And, that woman’s name is the same name as your mom. Whatever. Then they show this baby, and it kind of looks like you when you were a kid. And the kid’s name is the same as yours. And you realize you never really knew who your father was.
Then you realize that as a fucking infant you were put on national TV along with your mother, exploited, for shock ratings. And that’s when you find out your mom was banging 3 dudes at the same time and she had no idea which one of those creampies turned out to be you.
And that’s also when you find out your mom’s friend Steve who shows up every now and again for the past 20 years was one of those dudes.
Good times.