Afroman

If you’re not caught up to speed, remember Afroman? The guy who made that track “Because I Got High”? Well, cut to the chase, a bunch of officers raided his house and found absolutely nothing illegal inside. While they were there, they stole a bunch of cash and ate some of his cake off his counter.

How do we know this? Afroman had security cameras all over his house. He then took the footage from the security cameras and made a music video about it all.

But get this. Then the sheriff’s office sued him saying he couldn’t use his own security footage and point out that they were corrupt, and the fact he pointed out they stole money and cake from him has caused them “irreparable harm to their reputation”.

Suddenly “law enforcement” is “feelings enforcement”. It ain’t a crime to hurt your feelings, bitch. Ain’t it amazing how you have absolutely no remorse for violating people’s human rights but the moment someone uses their own personal security camera footage that makes you look like an absolutely fucking idiot (because you are), suddenly you’re this fragile little snowflake who needs to be wrapped in a warm blanket and sung a nappy time song.

Speaking of hurt feelings, do you remember that video of that kid (Daniel Shaver) who was literally executed in a hotel hallway by a cop who had “you’re fucked” inscribed into the side of the assault rifle?

The cop’s name was Philip Brailsford and he ended up getting fired over… you know… fucking executing an unarmed civilian. But, because the police are such upstanding people, he was quickly reinstated so that he could retire with his pension.

But get this! He then sued the department for medical disability due to PTSD. However, the PTSD wasn’t listed for executing a fucking kid while they cried for their mother but for how mean people were to him after the trial.

Luigi, Are You Listening?

$887 MILLION. This could :

  • Purchase 1000 electric busses, instantly refreshing the fleet of 2-3 major cities
  • Plant 450 Million trees
  • Buy approximately 9 x F-35 fighter jets
  • Build an entire NFL Football standium
  • Completely pay for the training & residency of 2000 new surgeons
  • Fund 200 community mental health clinics for an entire year fully staffed
  • Build, construct, and bring to full operation 25 state of the art high schools
  • Completely wipe out the entire backlog of repairs of social housing across Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal

Nope. David Zaslav needs it. His kids are starving. Won’t someone think of the children!?

Speaking of assholes, you gotta hand it to Louis CK. Dude could have had somewhat of a redemption ark if he played his cards right, but instead he’s out there shilling for the Saudi’s too.

Normally I’d just chalk this up to him being a piece of shit, but today he’s out there cutting up Shane Gills (a fellow comedian) for having ads on his podcast (you know, like literally every podcast has), meanwhile Shane turned down the request to be at the blood money comedy festival, and Louis was all “give it all to me, and do you wanna see my dick?”

Blood Money Comedy Festival

The Saudis and Jared Kushner (Ivanka Trump’s husband who totally never had backdoor deals with the Saudis when he was assigned the middle east “peace negotiations”), and private equity just bought Electronic Arts (EA Sports). What does this mean?

You’re about to get rat fucked, that’s what.

Electronic Arts owns a TON. From all the sports video games you know (Madden NHL, Fifa, etc), to games you wouldn’t expect such as Plants vs Zombies, Peggle, Sims/Sim City, Battlefield, Star Wars, Bejeweled, and literally hundreds of others.

This means they’ll have backdoors into your mobile devices, gaming consoles, computers, and anything their software is installed onto.

Just in case you aren’t understanding this, Jared Kushner and the Saudis (read: blood money) now have back-doors into your gaming consoles, phones, tablets, and computers. They can monitor what you do, how much you do it, where you do it, and nearly everything else.

This doesn’t even begin to talk about how shitty these things are about to get (as if EA Sports could get much shittier, but still).

This is on the heels of the Saudis throwing that big comedy festival where a bunch of comedians took a shitload of blood money to put aside any remaining morals and ethics to go be puppets for war lords. The respect I had for Bill Burr is gone. Any comments he made previously are null and void. Actions speak louder than words, and he glossed over the fact he took a big bag of money over doing what’s right speaks volumes. Fucking hypocrite.

Nobody seems to care. Your rights and privacy is being stripped away from you, and it’s just another Monday. This is the world you live in now.