Guys, hear me out. Hundreds of the world’s top climate specialists have told us that global warming has hit the point of no return, and we’re basically fucked, and at this point so I’ve got this really fucking brilliant idea.
Let’s build some massive datacenters, which work exclusively to suck up clean, cold water, and turn it into a ton of fucking heat, then push all that heat out the side of the building right into the atmosphere!
And why are we building these things? It’s SO cool, you gotta check it out! We can turn off our brains and let a massive corporation that loses tens of billions of dollars a year to tell us exactly how to think and what do to with our lives. And then we can make computer generated pictures of Donald Trump riding a bald eagle. And we can do that on our new “MyCloud” computer where we don’t actually own our computers or information anymore, and we pay an ever increasing monthly fee for the privilege of accessing our own data.
We are so fucked.