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Newsome Win

August 30, 2025March 16, 2026
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August 25, 2025March 16, 2026
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I’m a cyclist. No wait. I’m a motorist. No wait. I’m a pedestrian. No wait. I’m whatever suits my narrative in this exact second and no matter what I am, I’m most definitely not going to obey any sort of traffic laws. Double so if I’m on an e-Bike!

August 22, 2025March 16, 2026
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Doctors finally reveal the results of removing a MAGA Hat

August 22, 2025March 16, 2026
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Caribou

Maybe this is relevant?
https://efukt.com/search/camtastrophes/

August 15, 2025March 16, 2026
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Apparently you can fix moron.

July 7, 2025March 16, 2026
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Fizzy

I’m not saying the world is flat, but shit… like 70% of it is water, and none of that is carbonated.

June 9, 2025March 16, 2026
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Everything is a conspiracy when you’re dumb as fuck.

June 2, 2025March 11, 2026
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Remember when everyone was all “THE VaccInE isNt TEsTed!1111!!”, then 2 years later it’s all “OMG JAB ME WITH OZEMPIC! I wanna be SKINNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

We really are living in idiocracy, right?

May 31, 2025March 11, 2026
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Hackers OST

The Hackers (1996) OST was arguably one of the best of all time.

May 29, 2025March 11, 2026
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